So I’ve intended to dig this little gem out of my myspace inbox for a while now, but I kept putting it off and as a result it got further and further into the depths. But the other day I spent 45 minutes searching for it and ALAS, here it is in all it’s glory.
I inititally thought this was a joke, but now I’m pretty convinced it was completely sincere. It’s important to know that I never once responded to any of these messages and that nothing within them has been altered. And in hindsight, I think he may be the love of my life… and probably wrote a really brilliant screen play.
SUBJECT: Hi !
Dear : Good morning!
I am so great happy to meet you here with high respect! I am a play write. how to more introduce myself to you? Maybe there have some difficulty, but if you have time, please read my blog first, maybe there have some interesting things which make you couldn’t image!!! Really! Please make a try to see there what have?! I am really very glad to pay high regard with all of my honors here ! Thanks, a great number of!!!
SUBJECT: Dear Bess : Thanks, a great number of for your kindness add!!
Dear Bess : How are you being during these days? I am missing you very much but I don’t know what are you doing now?
Dear Bess , you are very beauty, charming great! But I don’t know that could you help me to translate my two play books? I need your help and I want to get your kindness help, as I want to make my screen play be produced on movie and I want to make my stage play become the really best drama in the world, And want to make it be real performing on the stage as soon as possible!!!
At another side, I have lot of new stories want to write, all these are need your help, so I am sincerely wish you could give me your kindness hand and make the hopeful happy sailing beginning together !!!!
Thanks, a great number of !!!! I am waiting your kindness answer here!
I am very happy to pay all of my best wishes with high regard and honors here!!!
Art_love From Suzhou city of China Mar.17.2008
Dear Bess Roger:
How are you being during these day? I am missing you at every minute with great thirst, If you are a single, please come to me immediately, as we’ll make the sweeter sailing beginning and we’ll living in the beautiful happy world for ever! If you get marriage,please tell it to me that you couldn’t forget (as I couldn’t destroy another people’s family just for myself sweeter).Thanks, a great number of,
I am a little boy, Around the world for seeking happy, Just find you the kindness with charming best, Could you give me a kiss with big hug???!!!
My darling, come to me, come to me, You never standing at, The sun is sunshine, The music is flying melody, All flowers opening their aroma in the air, Just waiting we into the Eden enjoy the happiest fruit!!!
Art_love From Suzhou city of China Mar.20.2008
SUBJECT: I feel you very like a movie star and very match to ——————-
HI! Dear Bess :I miss you very very much but I couldn’t get your reply till now, so I waiting your letter at every minute!!!!
Dear Bess : I feel you very like a movie star and very match to acting as a heroine in my screen play. Please tell me that do you have the interest to help me translate my screen play? As some one enjoy my screen play so I am going to translate it immediately!!! Could you help me ? I am waiting your answer here!!! Please come to me immediately, as the time is very valuable!!!! thanks, a great number of !!! Hug for miss,for blessing for everything and I sincerely wish you happy everyday and get the greatest happy at every minute !!!
Art_love Suzhou Mar.21.2008
miss you !!
Body: « Miss you »
Miss you , Miss you as missing a beauty moon in the sky. Love you, Love you as loving a sun uprising from the ocean. Hug you, Hug you as hugging a sweet dream in my bed. Kiss you, Kiss you as kissing an aroma flying in the air.
I know everybody knows this video because of that whole rick rolling thing. But I don’t care. I can’t get enough and I think it is seriously the best music video ever made! The dancing! The bartender!! The guys who does flips and splits for no reason!!!!!!! AAAHHH!
80’s country night was a blast! Lots of friends came by and a few jumped up on stage with us. These nights are just pure sillyness. No pressure, drunk people dancing, and lyrical masterpieces like this one. (this is Chris and I sketching it out on garage band. Sorry for the shitty quality)
Last night I played a really nice house concert in Manhattan. It made me never want to play in a bar or a club ever again. People were silent, attentive, suportive and enthusiastic. Not that I’ve had particularly bad experiences playing other venues, but this one was just particularly great. Not to mention that the “stage” area overlooked the Henry Hudson and the NJ skyline. (sorry to anyone who I offended with my recent stab at Jersey) I hope to do so so so many more of these!