"…spectral remnants of exigencies past hover like neural phantoms on the dark, primeval stairwells of the brain" - I think reading this article in Scientific American Mind cancels out that time when I read Twilight.
What is the funniest thing Jenny recently did or said to you?
While on tour we found out that she was actually my father. We started going in hunting trips and totally bonded. Then she told me she needed a kidney transplant or she was gonna die so I volunteered one of my kidneys. But after the surgery she left and wouldn’t talk to me anymore because she was only using me to get my kidney. Then she threw me out of a window. It was hilarious!
YOU CAN START YOUR OWN PUXATAWNEY PHIL FAN CLUB CHAPTER. THIS IS HOW. WHO'S WITH ME?
Start a Chapter!
You are invited to start your own Groundhog Club Chapter to carry on the tradition of Punxsutawney Phil and Groundhog Day wherever you might be! By starting a Chapter with your friends and neighbors, your group will be the official celebrators of Groundhog Day in your area!
What do you get for becoming a Groundhog Club Chapter?
An official Groundhog Club Chapter Banner.
Listing of your Club’s activities, including pictures in the Newsletter (mailed to each member).
Free admission to Gobbler’s Knob throughout the year upon presentation of Membership Card (Entrance to Gobbler’s Knob is free anyway, but we need some use for the card).
Surprise gift from PUNX’Y PHIL.
Follow these easy steps to establish your own Groundhog Club Chapter:
Gather ten or more Punxsutawney Phil fans who agree to become members of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club. Have each complete a chapter membership application (.doc file). Membership in the Club is strictly limited to those who meet the following rigorous criteria:
Have a good sense of humor.
Have $10.00 per year for membership dues. (Basically covers mailing and processing costs. Anything extra goes to feed Phil. You wouldn’t believe what he eats in the summer!)
Agree to perpetuate and celebrate Groundhog Day robustly and heartily, and to forever defend and protect the reputation of the only true weather prognosticating groundhog - Punxsutawney Phil!
Report your activities and events to the Groundhog Club Inner Circle for the Groundhog Club Newsletter and Web site.
Complete a Chapter application (.doc file) and send it along with a one-time Chapter fee of $75 (if you would like an Official Club Banner) or $30 (if you don’t want the banner.)
You guys. Our Atlanta show was incredible. It was an amazing way to kick off the tour. But every Spring Break has its thorn. While we were inside having a blast, a terrible person smashed in our passenger side window. Luckily nothing was stolen, but unfortunately it was really expensive to fix.
The tour must go on! If you’d like to help us out, consider ordering one of our postcards! They’re $5 and we’ll send it to you from the road. And of course you can also help by coming to the shows, spreading the word to your friends, and having a Spring Break blast with us. Thank you!